Schrödinger gets pulled over by a cop... When the officer walks up to the window and asks Schrödinger for his license and registration, the psychologist seems to be a little off. Not sure if Schrödinger is drunk and/or on drugs, the officer asks him to step out of the car so he can perform a sobriety test. Schrödinger passes with flying colors, but he's now fidgeting and unable to make eye contact with the officer. The officer thinks that there may be something in the car, so he gets Schrödinge…

REQUEST: Racist "White" jokes, please. I know DOZENS of Racist Jokes. But only a couple (not very good) Racist White Jokes. For example: Did you hear about the 2 house fire in Mexico? Thousands died. Why do Mexican's drive low-riders? So they can pick strawberries from their car. A man walks into a Bar with a Parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender says: "Wow, that's awesome! Where can I get one?" The Parrot Replies: "Africa! There's millions of them!" Seriously though: I love Black People. …

A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us.

WIFE: Where's the dog? *flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.