Hello Willie An old bloke woke up to celebrate 92nd birthday and spoke to his toes. He said, âHello toes! How are you? You know, you're 92 today. Oh the times weâve had! Remember we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon? The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday, toes!â âHello, knees,â he continued. âHow are you? You know youâre 92 today. Oh, the times weâve had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles weâve jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees.â Then, he looked down at his crotch. âHello Willie, you little bugger. Just think, if you were alive today youâd be 92."