A shepherd is tending his flock in a remote pastureā¦ ā¦when suddenly a shiny red BMW appears. The driver is a young man in an Armani suit, Ferragamo shoes and Polarized sunglasses. He sticks his head out the window and asks the shepherd, "Hey! If I can tell you how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looks at him, and agrees. The driver plugs his cell phone into a laptop and connects it to a GPS and starts a remote body-heat scan of the area. During the process he sends some e-mails. After receiving the answers, he prints a 100 page report on the portable printer in his glove compartment, and proudly announces to the shepherd: "You have exactly 1,478 sheep." To which the shepherd answers: "Impressive. You can choose one sheep out of my flock'. He observes the man pick up an animal and load it into his car. Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?" "You're on." the young man answers. "You are a Mckinsey consultant," says the shepherd promptly. "You are right! How could you possibly guess?" says the man, visibly surprised. "It wasn't a guess," the shepherd replies. "You drive into my field uninvited. You want me to pay you for a piece of information I already know. You answer questions I haven't asked, and you know nothing about my business. Now give me back my dog."