Having had seriously bad breath for most of his adult life, Larry finally goes to see a Doctor about it. The Doctor examines Larry, takes samples of his saliva, tooth plaque and does a tongue swab. He asks Larry to return Tuesday for the test results. Tuesday, Larry is sitting in the Doctor's office, hopeful for a cure. "Larry", says the Doc, "Your breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon at 50 paces. And yet none of the tests or my examination can indicate why." "Is there nothing I can do?", pleads Larry. "Well sir", the Doc replies, "There is one thing you can try, but it's very unorthodox. " "Go on!", says Larry. "What you can do is three times a day, stick your toothbrush up your backside and then brush your teeth with it." "That sounds pretty nasty", says Larry, "but will it cure my bad breath?" "No", says the Doctor, "but it should tone it down a bit."