There's a major traffic jam all through DC All through Washington DC all traffic comes to a full stop...after many minutes people start getting out of their cars and talking. Before too long a guy starts walking car to car collecting donations, so I flag the guy down and ask him what the heck is going on! He explains there's been a major terror attack, a group of terrorists are holding the US Congress hostage and unless they're paid 1 Billion dollars they're threatening to douse all of congress in gasoline and light them on fire...So I'm going car to car to collect donations. I ask him how much are people typically donating to the cause...and he tells me...about a gallon and a half.