During the USSR regime a communist governor is visiting one of the small towns in his district The mayor of the town is excited to show the governor how dedicated his people are to the communist party, so as they are walking through the town bazaar, he pulls one of the farmers aside to ask him a couple of questions. He asked "Comrade, if you had two apartments, wouldn't you be happy to donate one to the communist party?" and the guy replied "Off course comrade mayor, I would be happy contribute to the motherland". The mayor went on "And if you had two automobiles, wouldn't you be happy to donate one of them to the communist party?" and the guy said "Off course, it would be an honor". The governor is very impressed, but the mayor decided to keep going "And comrade, if you had two cows, wouldn't you also happily donate one back to the people?". At this the farmer hesitated and with a dismayed look said "No, that I would not donate". Puzzled, the mayor asks him "But if you would donate an apartment and a car, why wouldn't you donate a cow?" The farmer looks back at him and says "Well, I actually have two cows..."