I asked the gym trainer which machine to use to get the most beautiful women He said the ATM outside#Atm0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Went to take out money from the ATM and hit Espanol by accident.It replied, 'Nice try, you don't get paid until all the onions are chopped'.#Atm#Money0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My superpower is getting behind the person who is obviously refinancing their mortgage at the ATM.#Atm#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Disappointed the ATM didn't shoot out a burst of confetti to congratulate me for having enough to pull out twenty bucks.#Atm0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I usually make it to the ATM just behind the guy who's using it to refinance his home loan.#Atm#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp