A woman gets married for the fourth time. On their honeymoon night, she says to her husband, "I just want you to know that I'm a virgin. I thought you should be aware of that." "But you've been married three times before!" "Well, my first husband was a lovely man, but he was injured, and just couldn't perform. We were together for a while, but I wanted a change. My second husband, well, it turned out that he just wasn't really attracted to women that way. I don't think we ever should have gotten married. And my third husband, he was a Democrat." "And?" "Mainly he would just sit on the side of the bed and kept telling me how great it was gonna be."