This guy Bob says to his friend at dinner, I know more people than you would believe... Bono happened to be in the bar so Bob excuses himself and meets Bono in the restroom and asks a favor of him to come by the table and pretend he knows him because it would mean alot to his son. Sure enough Bono comes over and says ""hi Bob"" to the astonishment of his friend. Next week they're eating at the same joint and Tony Bennett is singing, and once again he corners Tony in the restroom. Sure enough lat…

Bono and the Edge walk into a bar... The bartender looks up at them and says ""Oh, not you two again."".

Bono and the Edge walk into a bar Barman says ""not you two again""

Bono and The Edge walks into a bar. The barman says ""Oh God, not U2 again.""