A pirate ship encountered an enemy vessel on the high seas. The pirate captain told his first mate, "Bring me my red shirt." The first mate did what he was told and the pirates won the day. Some time later, the pirates encountered 3 enemy vessels. The level-headed captain told his first mate, "Bring me my red shirt." Again, the pirates won. The pirates had a feast to celebrate, and the first mate asked the captain why he always wears a red shirt in battle. "So if I'm ever wounded in battle, you men won't worry about me and continue to fight", said the captain. Some time later, the pirate ship encountered 10 enemy vessels. The captain said to the first mate, "Being me my yellow pants."