😄 I called the local council and asked if I could have a skip outside my house. The lady replied, "ma...

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I called the local council and asked if I could have a skip outside my house. The lady replied, "mate you can do cartwheels and handstands for all I care" - For those not in the UK, a skip is like a dumpster

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