The Daddest Jokes of Them All In Which Dad Tries His Hand At Humor -------------------------------------------- 1.Q Why did dad celebrate his new girlfriend's birthday for only thirty seconds? 1.A Because it was her 32^nd birthday! 2.Q ""Why is leather armor the best?"", asks Dad 2.A Because it's literally made of hide! 3.Q Dad wants to know why he should buy a SmartLamp^tm 3.A Obviously because the other ones aren't as bright! 4.Q Dad's girlfriend: ""I pushed the stool under the sink so you wou…

Inflatable boy There was an inflatable boy, and he goes to an inflatable school. While there, he finds himself having a really bad day. Bored with the lesson, he gets up and walks out of the inflatable classroom but, while walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster approaching him. The inflatable boy pulls out a pin and punctures the inflatable headmaster before running out of the inflatable school gates. Just as he gets past the gates, he thinks again, ""I hate school"", and o…

There's this inflatable boy... And he goes to this inflatable school and, while there, finds himself having a really bad day. Bored with the lesson, he gets up and walks out of the inflatable classroom but, while walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster approaching him. The inflatable boy pulls out a pin and punctures the inflatable headmaster before running out of the inflatable school gates. Just as he gets past the gates, he thinks again, ""I hate school"", and once more p…

The first dad joke you'll make A guy calls the hospital. He says, ""You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"" The nurse says, ""Calm down. Is this her first child?"" He says, ""No! This is her husband!""