Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words.

Snowboarders will Understand Four snowboarders - a German, a Swiss, an Australian, and a Canadian - are taking a chairlift up a mountain. The German boarder pulls out a bottle of beer from his jacket, drinks it, and tosses the empty over the side. ""Ah,"" he sighs. ""We have so much beer in Germany!"" Next the Swiss boarder pulls out a bar of chocolate from his jacket, eats it, and drops the wrapper over the side. ""Mmm,"" he sighs, ""we have so much chocolate in Switzerland!"" So the Australian…

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada? Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

An Irishman walks into a bar in London , orders 3 pints of beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender tells him, ""You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."" The Irishman replies, ""Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dublin , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When we left home, we promised that …