What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia? You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.

Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER

Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer