A teacher in a bad neighborhood asks her students what they would like to be when they grow up. One boy says how he wants to be rich, and own 12 BMW's and a buch of Mercedes, and have a huge house. The teacher did not know what to say to this, so she moved on to the next student, Laquisha. She asked Laquisha what she wanted to be when she grew up and after a short pause she answered ""his bitch"".

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

Did you know that 50% of asian businessmen have cataracts? The other half have BMW's.