A teacher asked... A teacher asked Johnny, "What does a chicken give us?" Johnny replied, "eggs." "Very good, Johnny. Jessica, what does a sheep give us?" "Wool." "Very good, Jessica. Robbie, what does a cow give us?" "Homework." Apparently Robbie has his own seat in the principal's office.

Me: Hello Teacher: Hello M: How's my kid doing in school? T: How's my kid doing in school? I hate parrot teacher conferences

just ran into my high school biology teacher. she said "i figured you'd have cured cancer by now." then i washed bird shit off her tahoe

Dog Teacher: did you finish your homework Dog Student: (still chewing) almost