A man walks by a farm, where he sees a pig with a wooden leg He's never seen anything like it before; the pig is just wandering around the farm, but with a well crafted wooden leg. His curiosity gets the better of him and he waves the farmer over. "Sorry to bug you," the man says, "but I just have to ask, how did that pig end up with a wooden leg?" The farmer laughs. "Well, that pig... he's mighty special. The pilot light in our oven malfunctioned in the middle of the night, and set the whole kitchen on fire. But that pig, he ran to the back door, kicked it in, ran through the fire and up the stairs, kicked open the door of my wife and I, and oinked furiously until we woke up. And before we could do anything, the pig ran to our infant daughter's room, dragged her out of her crib, and carried her safely on his back until all of us were well away from the house. That pig saved my entire family's life." The man is amazed. "That's incredible! But, how does that explain the wooden leg?" The farmer shakes his head. "Well, a pig THAT special, you don't eat all at once."