Flying Blind A Frenchman, Englishman, and an American are flying in an airplane on a cloudy, storming night when suddenly the plane is struck by lightning. The pilot turns to his three passengers and says, ""The plane's GPS is broken. I need each of you to stick your hand out the door, feel around, and tell me which city we are flying over judging by what you touch."" The Frenchman goes first. He opens the door, puts his hand outside of the door, and brings it in a minute later. ""We're flying o…

A frog goes to the bank to get a loan He then sits with the loan officer named Patty Wack. The frog then explains that he needs to get a loan to start his own business. Patty looks the frog over and says, ""We don't give loans to just anyone that walks in here, tell me about yourself. Also, you need collateral to get a loan this large, what do you have to offer?"" The frog thinks for a moment and says, ""Well my father is Mick Jagger. And as for collateral I have this!"" He then puts a small gol…

A man was arrested for climbing up and headbutting Big Ben repeatedly... Police can not identify the suspect but say his face rings a bell.

Two very old men and Louis C.K. meet on a London street... Louis greets the men, smiles and says: I am very fortunate to finally meet you two, considering you two combined have less days to live than I have years to live. The other old man ask the other: Say Fidel, does this young lad humor you? Fidel replies: Yes indeed he is quite a comedian, Mikhail you remember when we promised that we will always strive to promote socialism? Mikhail replies: yes but how does that have anything to do with my…