Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: ""I miss South Africa."" So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: ""I hope this helps.""

for those of you who are americans, a brakpan girl is something like a redneck girl... Brakpan is a place in South Africa A Brakpan girl was involved in a serious crash. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the road. Medic: ""OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."" Brakpan: ""Ok."" Medic: ""How many fingers am I putting up?"" Brakpan: ""Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!""

Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car

Elon Musk was born in South Africa and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?