Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could learn to drive. Courtesy of the movie "Man on the Moon".

What is a pirate's favorite letter? [read with a pirate accent when they most likely say, "RRRRR"] "You'd think it'd be R but 'tis the C they love"

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You think it'd be R but it be the C

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.