What is a pirate's favorite letter? [read with a pirate accent when they most likely say, "RRRRR"] "You'd think it'd be R but 'tis the C they love"

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You think it'd be R but it be the C

Paid a homeless guy $1 for this: What's a pirate's favorite letter? (They will always say "arrrrrrhh.") Nope, P, it's like arrrrrrhh without a leg.

My favorite pirate joke (no arrr) Say it out loud. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I'm 80!