At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at the coffin "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"#Gary#Work#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out#Work#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Want some of my nachos? Coworker: I don't like nachos. Me: Hello 911, what's consider premeditated murder?#Work#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you don't think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you're probably the boss#Work#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: "We are all going to have a bunch of Red Bull, bust out the chest of Adderall, be laser focused for about 4 hours, then die."#Red Bull#Work#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp