Walking the Dog... Who says dads can't think on their feet? And the innocence of little kids ... A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle …

Suspended Boy: Dad, I got suspended from school today. Dad: WHAT?!?! WHY?! Boy: A kid said "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." Dad: So? Boy: So I threw a dictionary at him. Dad: That's my boy.

Am I Adopted? Alfie: Mummy, am I adopted? Mum: Heavens, no. Why would you ask such a thing? Alfie: we all did a DNA test in school today, & mine is different from yours AND daddy's. Mum: DARRYL! come here. What's all this about? (and she explains to hubby). Dad: Of course he's not ours! Do you remember that 2nd night in the hospital & the baby hadn't stopped crying for 2 days? You told me you were exhausted & asked me if I could change the baby. SO I DID!

A kid comes home from school... ... and so excitedly tells his dad: "Daddy, daddy the teacher asked a question at school today and I was the only one who answered it!" His father replies: "Congratulations, I am so proud of you! ... But what was the question? Son: "Who broke the damn window...."