The Pope and Vladimir Putin are sharing a balcony in front of a huge crowd. The Russian president and His Holiness have seen it all before. So to make it a bit more interesting, Putin says to the Pope, “Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every communist in the crowd go wild?” He doubts it, so he shows him. Sure enough, the wave is greeted with wild cheering from the communists. “That was impressive,” says the Pope, “but did you know that, with just one little nod, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.” Putin seriously doubts this and says, “One nod and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.” So the Pope head-butts him.