Vladimir Putin and his driver die in a car accident Not surprisingly, they end up in Hell. The Devil gives them choice - they can go to Russian Hell, or American Hell. They look around and don't see much difference between the two; really, they both look fairly nice and pleasant. The Devil lets them know, however, that each morning, they must eat an entire bucket of cow shit before they can do anything else. Putin, having always secretly been jealous of America, chooses American Hell. His driver, however, being a loyal Russian, chooses Russian Hell. Two weeks later they spot each other and compare notes. "Tell me, Mr President, how is American Hell?" "I will not lie, it is nice. The stores are full and the entertainment is top-notch. However, I am still getting used to having to eat an entire bucket of cow shit every morning. It is not easy. So tell me, how is Russian Hell?" The driver answers "Oh, is like Russia. Is six month's wait for bucket, and there is severe shortage of shit."