A blonde gets eye surgery... A blonde gets eye surgery, which results in her eyes being bandaged up. She handles it really well, resulting in her adapting quickly to using a white cane. Eventually, she decides to take a trip to Texas, because hey, pretty soon she'll be able to take the blindfolds off and enjoy the view. Her friends help her pack and purchase a plane ticket, and soon she gets on the flight. Once she lands in Dallas, she goes to a nearby restaurant. After getting a drink there, she notices that her glass is bigger than she was used to. Asking the waiter, he replied "Everything's bigger in Texas." After her meal, she soon goes to a nearby shaved ice vendor, ordering a small bowl of horchata shaved ice. Again, she notes its size, and she says to the vendor "I'm sorry if I'm being rude, but I think I got a medium bowl instead of a small one." Hearing this, the vendor calmly says "You're fine, ma'am, but everything's bigger in Texas." After she finishes her shaved ice, she takes a taxi to her hotel. Once there, she checks in before asking the woman at the front desk "One question, where's the bathroom?" "It's just down the hall, second door on the right." said the receptionist. Thanking her, the blonde walked along the hallway to the third door on the right, opening it. Hearing the rush of water, she thought to herself, *Alright. I'm at the right place.* However, she was at the pool, and after taking a few steps she fell into the pool, dropping her cane. She soon manages to tread water and keep her head above the surface, soon shouting at the top of her lungs "DON'T FLUSH! DON'T FLUSH!"