An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian... ...are in The Louvre, looking at a painting of Adam and Eve. "Behold!" says the Englishman. "Their resolve in adversity. Their stoicism. They must be English!". "Nonsense!" cries the Frenchman. "Look at them. They are elegant. They are poised. They are beautiful. Surely they must be French?". The Russian is quiet for a moment. Then he speaks. "They have no clothes. They have no shelter. They have only apple to eat between them and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian".