A monk joins an abbey ready to dedicate his life to copying ancient books by hand... After the first day though, he reports to the head priest. He's concerned that all the monks have been copying copies made from still more copies. ""If someone made a mistake,"" he points out. ""It would be impossible to detect. Even worse, the error would continue to be made."" A bit startled, the priest decides he better check their latest effort against the original which is kept in a vault beneath the abbey.…

Has there ever been a bad joke about a priest? *Posted this in /r/funny, then I was informed that /r/jokes existed, so here it goes.* A monk joins an abbey ready to dedicate his life to copying ancient books by hand. After the first day though, he reports to the head priest. He's concerned that all of the monks have been copying from copies made from still more copies. ""If someone makes a mistake,"" he points out. ""It would be impossible to detect. Even worse, the error would continue to be ma…

What causes arthritis? A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fel…

Father, what causes arthritis? A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, ''Father, what causes arthritis?'' ''Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fello…