Joseph Stalin Is Bored To amuse himself he has a great idea. He decides to disguise himself and circulate amongst his people and find out what they really think of him. He organises a job at the local factory and starts work there. He starts chatting with one of the workers, and they agree to eat their lunch in the yard together. After talking for a while Stalin asks the worker, "what do you think of Stalin?". The worker becomes very paranoid and starts looking around. He says in a hushed tone, "we can't talk about that here, it's not safe". Stalin agrees to meet him after work. When they meet up after work Stalin asks him again, "what do you think of Stalin?". "Jesus, we can't talk here about something so dangerous, people might hear" says the worker. Stalin says they should go for a walk. After walking for an hour they find themselves alone, standing in a field with nobody else in sight. "I think we're pretty safe here, what do you think of Stalin?" says Stalin. The worker looks around intently, leans in and says in a whispering voice. "I kinda like him".