😄 An Eskimos car breaks down and a man from New Zealand pulls over to help him out. He has a look unde...

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An Eskimos car breaks down and a man from New Zealand pulls over to help him out. He has a look under the bonnet and says “looks like you’ve blown a seal” the Eskimo replies “So what you f**k sheep”

#New Zealand #Animals #Driving

Joke ID: 01KKTN2TH5G6WHQ9MW10ZDPM31

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