Two Jewish guys are walking down the street... Two Jewish guys are walking down the street when they spot a sign outside a church: "Today Only: Convert to Christianity and we will give you 100 bucks cash!" "I'm gonna do it," one guy tells the other and disappears through the church door. 5 minutes later he's back. "Well, Did you get the cash?" his buddy asks. "Jeez Is that all you people think about?" comes the friend's reply. edit: cheers for the upvotes. It was a joke John Cleese told when I saw him and Eric Idle live. Edited here for clarity.