Donald Trump being president is the result of being a good parent and teaching your children that they can be anything if they set their mind to it... And you know,giving them a small loan of 1 Millon dollars

So Donald Trump was pounding this chick and she started moaning ""oh daddy!"" Then he said, ""I know I am your daddy Ivanka""

How did Donald Trump earn his millions? He started with his dad's billions.

Wanted: A Hillary Clinton Joke My mom asked me for a Hillary Clinton joke after I told her a Donald Trump joke. I couldn't think of any joke. So I sent an e-mail to Hillary Clinton asking for a joke about her. As of this post, she still hasn't responded. I just hope that she didn't delete my e-mail.