A battalion of Russian soldiers were marching through Ukraine.. From behind a huge pile of rubble they hear a faint yell. "One Ukrainian soldier can kill 10 Russian soldiers!" The Russian colonel laughs, then sends 10 of his soldiers over the pile. After a short battle and the ensuing silence, another yell: "One Ukrainian soldier can take out 100 Russian soldiers!" The Russian colonel is getting annoyed now, so he sends 100 of his best fighters over the rubble pile. After a much larger battle, silence ensues.. "One Ukrainian soldier can take out 1000 Russian soldiers!" The colonel is furious, and sends 1000 of his best soldiers. After a very long battle, a wounded Russian limps back over the rubble towards his battalion: "COLONEL, IT’S A TRAP! THERE'S TWO UKRAINIANS!!"