A young Irish girl goes to confession... ...and says, âBless me Father, for I have sinned. The priest replies, âGo ahead, my child.â âWellâ, she says, âLast night I made love to me boyfriend... FIVE TIMES! And it was GLORIOUS, Father. He made me tingle all over, and I swear it was as though I was seeinâ the stars in my passion. And, I think I may have wailed like a banshee. More than once. And me legs was all wibbly wobbly, even the next morninâ. But, I know that makinâ love to me boyfriend before marriage is a sin, and Iâve come seekinâ absolution. The priest sits back, rubs his forehead, and looks at the young lass and says, âRight. What I need for you to do is go down to Mr. OâMalleyâs market and get four good sized lemons. Go home, cut them in half, and squeeze the juice into a nice tall glass and drink in down straight away.â The girl looks at the priest with a confused look and asks, â Will that absolve me of me sin, Father?â âNO, but itâll wipe the smile off yer face!â