So, the Presidential Election is only a little over weeks away and I still haven't decided... ...if I should learn Russian, Chinese, Arabic or Spanish Because we will probably have a war against Russia and lose, or get economically crushed by China, or get sold out to the Arabs, or get overran by Mexicans.

Switzerland declares war on China. The Chinese President is informed by one of his aides that Switzerland has declared war on them. The president calmly asks: ""What's the population of Switzerland?"", the aide replies: ""8 million, sir"", and so the president says: ""Alright, which hotel will they be staying at?"".

So, Slovakia is declaring war to China... And there is diplomats' meeting held before start. China's diplomat is asking things like: ""Slovakia? Where it even is? And how big are you? How many are there of you?"", on which Slovakian diplomat proudly answers: ""Four and half million"". China's diplomat smiles and says: ""There's 2 billion of us!"" The Slovakian diplomat looks bit startled: ""Damn..."", then makes long pause, ""where the hell are we supposed to bury all of you, guys?""

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The main man in China! Condi: H…