Elmer Fudd and Daffy break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says, “ Is this whiskey?” Elmer says: “yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.”

I need beer money but I've probably captured my neighbor's cat and returned it for the reward one too many times.

A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us.

All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them