Lil Maria Maria is a happy first grader. She's also the only blonde girl in her class. Everyday she gets home and tells her mom about school. "Mama, today we learned numbers and i could already count to three when noone else could! 1..2..3! Is that cuz im blonde?" " Yes sweetie, that's cuz youre blonde!" The next day she returns beaming proudly: "Mama, today we learned the alphabet and i knew way more letters than anyone else! A...B...C...is that cuz im blonde?" "Yes darling, thats cuz you're blonde!" The day after, Maria tells her mom: "Mama, today we had sports and in the shower i saw that i have the biggest chest of all the girls! Is that cuz im blonde?" "No honey, that's cuz you're 16..."