What do you call a father who was kidnapped in Iraq? A Baghdad.

A Father from Iraq gave his daughter a new bag. The daughter replied Thanks for the Baghdad

Brazilian Soldiers An aide walks into the oval office. George W. Bush is currently president, and the Iraq war is dragging out into a long and grueling occupation. The aide presents the numbers from yesterday to the President. ""Mr. President, yesterday the US coalition forces killed a confirmed 36 insurgents."" The President nodded his head patriotically. ""There were some losses on our end, however."" The aide continued. ""We lost a US hummer with four soldiers in it to an IED outside of Tekri…

Bush, Trump, Sanders and Clinton are all on a plane and the pilot is Biden. Suddenly Biden has a heart attack and the plane is losing altitude. Their only option is to evacuate, but there are only three parachutes. Bush yells, ""I'm Jeb Bush! I havent bomb Iraq yet! I cant let my bro and dad laugh at me!"" He took the first parachute and jumped. Trump runs screaming, ""I havent dated my daughter and watch her playboy debut, I cant die here!"" He grabbed the second parachute and jumped. Clinton p…