Judgment day of 3 nuns 3 nuns die and go to afterlife for judgment. The angel who is supposed to judge them points out the holy water and says: ""You'll be allowed to enter to heaven if you wash the body parts you have sinned with using this holy water."" The nuns get into a row in front of the holy water. First nun goes and washes her hands then leaves. Just before second nun uses the holy water, third nun rushes up and gargles. Angel gets curious and asks why she did that. Third nun answers: "…

Lawyer Joe Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, "We've been waiting a long time for you."   "What do you mean," he replied, "I'm only 45, in the prime of my life. Why did I have to die now?"   "45? You're not 45, you're 82," replied the angel.   "Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82 then you have the wrong guy. I'm only 45. I can show you my birth certificate."   "Hold on. Let me go check," said the angel…

A couple who were making wedding preparations die in a traffic accident. When they arrive at heaven, the man finds an angel and explains the situation, asking if they could arrange a wedding in heaven or not. -Let me have a look, the angel says. After a few months, it comes back to the couple and tells them: -Everything's set, you guys can marry. The bride asks: -What if we cannot get along and want to divorce, can you arrange that too? The angel roars in rage: -IT TOOK ME 4 MONTHS TO F…

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