What did the Australian say when he found out there is a country west of Sweden? Norway

Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian!

Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line.

There has been a bomb explode in Scandanavia? There's Norway i would sink Oslo as to think of a joke for that.