Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line.

The ice fishing contest An ice fishing contest is held between Norway and Sweden. The teams from each country get up early and set up their gear at opposite sides of a lake. After about half an hour, the Norwegians haul up their first fish. The Swedes can hear them cheer from across the lake. Then another one bites, and throughout the day they catch a bunch of fish. The Swedes on the other hand can't even get a nibble. Thenext day the same thing happens, and the Swedes are yet to catch even one …

What happens if a Danish blonde moves to Sweden? The average intelligence of both countries goes up.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their boats? So they can Scandinavian.