My housemate is going away to Oslo. He asked if I wanted to come along but I said Norway.

So you see Mohammed,we culdn't think of a name... ...and in Norway, you have to name your child within a certain timeframe, like 3 months or so. If not, the most popular name in the birth-region gets selected. Common names in Norway are ""Ola"", ""Erik"", ""Anders"" and ""Magnus"", except for Oslo ,where you were born...

I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that

What did the Australian say when he found out there is a country west of Sweden? Norway