When the cleaning lady say's "Have a good night", I try to time it so we say it in unison. Then I say our "You too" response in harmony.

A banjo asked a fiddle to marry him. ""Don't frett,"" he said. ""Just duet and we'll live in harmony until the end of the verse."" Six months later, the fiddle started to tip the scales. Her belly was noticeably bowed, and before you could say concerto, out popped a minor. Daddy banjo went to the Hyundai dealer and traded in his old Accent for a brand new Sonata. Unfortunately, after just a month, mama fiddle lost her key at the bar and had a break down when she couldn't find it. Apparently it r…

A Mexican, a Black Man, and a Redneck... They're walking down the road when they stumble across a genie lamp. They agree to split the wishes equally. They rub the lamp, and the genie comes out. ""I am prepared to give 3 wishes, and 3 wishes only..."" The genie says. ""So who's going first?"" The black man shouts, ""ME! I AM! ME!"" The genie says; ""Okay, what would you like?"" The black man says; ""I want me and all my people back in Africa, the cradle of civilisation, where we can live in peace…

Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm.