A banjo asked a fiddle to marry him. ""Don't frett,"" he said. ""Just duet and we'll live in harmony until the end of the verse."" Six months later, the fiddle started to tip the scales. Her belly was noticeably bowed, and before you could say concerto, out popped a minor. Daddy banjo went to the Hyundai dealer and traded in his old Accent for a brand new Sonata. Unfortunately, after just a month, mama fiddle lost her key at the bar and had a break down when she couldn't find it. Apparently it r…

A Mexican, a Black Man, and a Redneck... They're walking down the road when they stumble across a genie lamp. They agree to split the wishes equally. They rub the lamp, and the genie comes out. ""I am prepared to give 3 wishes, and 3 wishes only..."" The genie says. ""So who's going first?"" The black man shouts, ""ME! I AM! ME!"" The genie says; ""Okay, what would you like?"" The black man says; ""I want me and all my people back in Africa, the cradle of civilisation, where we can live in peace…

Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm.

John, Bob and Mike are on a boat far out at sea when it is sunken by a violent storm... Early the next morning they wash up on an island. As soon as they pick themselves up they are immediately surrounded and held at spear-point by the island's natives. The leader of the natives approaches the three and says ""If you can complete one task for us we will let you in leave in harmony with us for the rest of your lives."" The three agree and ask what is required of them. The leader says ""Go into th…