Clocks A man does and goes to heaven, as he aproaches the pearly gates he sees St. Peter and a wall behind him. ""St Peter, mind my questioning, but why are there clocks?"" St Peter smiled and motioned for the man to follow him. As they got to the end of the wall they saw two labeled ""Mother Teresa"" and ""Abraham Lincoln"". ""These display how many times each of these people have lied. As you can see, it is still midnight on Mother Theresa's clock. She has never lied. Its also 12:02 on Abraham…

Boy and his dad were driving home from the ice cream shop when the boy asks, 'Why is my sister called Teresa?" "It's because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter." "Oh. Thanks dad." "You're welcome Alan."

Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? **Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram** **Son: Thanks dad** **Dad: No problem Alan**

""Why is my sister called Teresa?"" ""Because your mother loves Easter