The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax

My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science.

Paris is suing Fox News for repeatedly insulting it. Also suing them for the same reason: your intelligence.

Once I did a presentation on George Washington & was asked when he died, but I never looked it up, so I said "He's alive in all of us today"