If Mary Poppins floated in on an umbrella today, they'd shoot her out of the sky with a drone.

*Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let's go.

Mary Poppins decides to grow some vegetables... Mary Poppins decides to grow some vegetables. When she picks her crop in the autumn, her carrots, potatoes, onions, and spring beans have all failed, but her cauliflowers have grown a treat. She picks them, cooks some for Sunday lunch in a cheese sauce, and they taste wonderful. After eating them for a week she notices two things. Firstly, her lips are full and glossy, unchapped, uncracked, and require absolutely no lip gloss to make them look full…

Gandhi was prone to many ailments, including skin hardening, emotional sensitivity, low bone density leading to bone fracture, overly philosophical, and prone to bad breath. He was often dubbed as.... A super fragile, callused mystic, hexed by halitosis. He was often mocked by films, most notably a musical number in the Disney Movie, Mary Poppins, where the term, 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' Was a subtle hint to his conditions......