Reporters are doing an interview with Gorbachev Reporter: ""So, what have you been up to lately?"" Gorbachev: ""I've started collecting political jokes about myself."" Reporter: ""That's interesting, how many do you have?"" Gorbachev: ""About 5 gulags""

One day in Soviet Russia, an officer is ordered to give a ticket to anyone speeding Mikhail Gorbachev comes driving into Russia after a meeting in belgrade, he is with his chauffeur and must get to the Kremlin as fast as possible. He tells his chauffeur to get to the back and that he will drive. As Gorbachev is speeding, the officer sees the speeding car and pulls him over. At the end of the day he is asked why he didn't give a ticket to that speeding car. The officer replies with, ""I couldn't …

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed? ""So ve it.""

Heard this joke by Reagan today-wanted to share Its hard to get an automobile in the soviet union. They are owned mainly by elite bureaucrats. In a car incident, Gorbachev was late from getting to the Kremlin from his house. He told the chauffer, ""Look we are running late so let me drive. I insist."" So He told the Chaufer to get in the back and he drove. Meanwhile the police were given strict orders to ticket anyone speeding no matter how important. So they were speeding down Moscow and two mo…