Before going to Europe on business a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $6000. The loan officer was quite taken a back and requested collateral. ""Well then here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce"" the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safekeeping and gave him 6000. Two weeks later the man walked through the bank's doors and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. T…

Before going to Europe on business a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5000. The loan officer was quite taken a back and requested collateral. ""Well then here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce"" the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safekeeping and gave him $5000. Two weeks later the man walked through the bank's doors and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. T…

Genius! Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce", the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safekeeping, and gave him $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and g…

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City... A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan…