The Las Vegas Ice Cream Eating Contest The Scooper Duper Creamery was a small ice cream shop on the Vegas Strip. They would hold ice cream eating contests on the weekends that, being in Vegas, would be bet on by the tourists. Anyone could sign up to participate in the challenge if they were daring enough. To win, one would have to eat an entire gallon in thirty minutes. If no one was successful at the end, the person who ate the most would be declared the winner instead. One weekend, a gentleman…

A New Yorker, a Las Vegan, and a Texan all meet at a bar overseas... The New Yorker says ""this bar is ok, but I'd like to drink to my hometown bar, where the server greets you with your favourite drink, and every weekend is happy hour all night."" They all nod and cheers, and drink to the New Yorkers hometown bar. After the next couple of rounds the Las Vegan says ""I'd like to drink to my hometown bar, where they doors are never closed, and if you come alone the manager will send 3 hot chicks …

At a posh Las Vegas casino, a blackjack dealer and a player with a 13 count in his hand are arguing about whether or not it is appropriate to tip the dealer. The player says, ""When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously has nothing to do with that either, so why should I tip him?"" The dealer replies, ""When you eat at a restaurant do you tip the waiter?"" ""Yes,"" the gambler concedes. ""Well then, he serves you food; whether it's…

Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water they were beginning to lose heart. Suddenly a bottle floated into the shore and a beautiful genie popped out. She said ""I have three wishes to grant. Each of you gentleman can make one wish come true."" Friend number one got excited. He said ""I wish I was in Las Vegas with dice in one hand and a drink in the other surrounded by music food and beautiful women."" Instantly he was gone his w…